I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
