my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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