I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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