even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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