We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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