Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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