your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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