i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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