i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
is it fun? or sober?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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