A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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