Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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