So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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