girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
True strength comes from lack of pants
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
