I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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