break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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