i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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