I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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