Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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