Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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