Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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