I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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