Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Randomize
