i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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