its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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