tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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