Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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