I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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