Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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