i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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