its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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