You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He smells like sex and magic. Iām already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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