Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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