he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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