lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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