i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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