I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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