Pappa wants mamma naked
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
organizing the empties. That sober.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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