I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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