i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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