How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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