ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am available for nakedness
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
