So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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