Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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