You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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