He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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