I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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