is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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