Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
