i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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