How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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