come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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