Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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