last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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