Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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