Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
