My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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