I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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