I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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