he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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