I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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