I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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