I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize