I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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