Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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