It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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